“can you get me some coke please?”

“yeah, can you wait a minute?”

“yes”

…10 minutes later…

“I’m just telling you.. I’m about to get the coke myself so if you still want to get it for me do it now..as usual dont wait until I stand up and I am half of my way to the kitchen, and only THEN you come and run after me saying with a guilty-smile “I was about to go!”

I love my man.