You know you are a working mum:

• When  after having offered a lift to a colleague, he/she enters your car and looks totally shocked by the amount of biscuits crumbles on the seats
• When you drop  your colleague off and notice that he/she has got biscuits crumbles attached to his/her bum
• When you arrive at the office ½ hour earlier because you have been awake for the last 3 hours and  you didn’t know what to do in the house any more
• When your colleague asks you for a chewing gum and from your handbag you first pull out few nappies, a packet of wipes and few (again) broken biscuits  before finding that last piece of chewing gum at the bottom of your bag

Poor mommy…

• When you look worried after having received a phone call and everyone in the office know that it was the nursery (obviously calling to say that your baby is sick/fell over/bumped head)
• When you pull out your laptop from a Disney carrier bag which was the only “laptop bag” you found in the house
• When your tweets switch quickly from SEO topics to the latest on breastfeeding
• When in the office lift you press your phone password to choose the floor
• When at work you hum “The Little mermaid” theme song
• When you don’t look forward to payday as you know that most of the money will go towards the cost of nursery
• When you clock out on the dot, full of excitement  because you cannot wait to hold your baby again!!