Why are you asking me this…

Silly questions I’ve been asked during this pregnancy and replies I should have given:

Were you smaller the first time? Yes, I was a midget
Was the baby planned? No, I’m 35 and still not sure how things actually work
Is your husband happy? No, he left me
I bet your husband he’s chuffed he’s finally having a boy! No, he actually wanted another girl
Is it legal for you to be still working? No, but I love dragging my bump to the office and get uncomfortable at my desk
So now you finally get rid of the cats? No, I might get rid of you
I bet you cannot wait to give birth! Yes I can wait as I actually enjoy being pregnant and wish I could be pregnant for a longer period
Your bump is huge! Yours too, and your are not even pregnant
Are you sure your are not having twins? Again this question?
You are towards the end right? Ehm I’m only 20 weeks pregnant…
Is it the same dad as your first one? Well yeah I could not find a different one
Can I touch your bump, they say it brings good luck! It can only bring a kick in your teeth in my case
I bet it’s a girl! I can tell from the shape of your bump! Ehm I’m actually having a boy
Dont worry, second time it’s easier. (Statement from a man or from a woman who never had babies)
How will you cope then with two babies? I will just sell one
Have you gained lots of weight yet? No, this huge bump is very light